I have two modes. Quiet and loud as Hell.
Due to Circumstances, I’m putting back up for takers, 2 tickets for Darren’s show in Nashville, Tennessee. $34 per ticket (ticket + service charge + PayPal fee). Any takers?
ARE THESE SOLD???
I have an uneven number of posts…fixin’ it!
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
So after seeing Beauty and the Beast 3D, can I just take a moment to discuss the un-tapped potential of post-movie ending shenanigans.
Prince Adam will be the most adorable obnoxious prince ever (also he is so handsome and dreamy UNPOPULAR OPINION WHATEVER I was swooning, do you not see that barrel chest and aquiline nose and OMG TOOTHY GRIN uuuuugh hot hot hot). I mean, he spent his developing life as a chimera beast. He had a hearty roar! HIS TEMPER WAS TERRIBLE. His eating habits took effort! He could jump banisters! Shit just doesn’t go away when he’s human, god damn. For the most part he’ll be doing his best to act like a proper gentleman but when he’s excited he’ll run up the stairs on all fours and when he’s in a mood (which let’s be honest will be 99.99999% of the time I mean we all saw the same movie right) he’ll have horrible posture and pouting and growling with great gusto. Even if he technically can’t do that anymore.
Also whoever is of the opinion that Belle gave up her life to be married (i.e. her dreams of travel, adventure, and seeing more!!!) can just go jump off something humongous because, uh, hello she married a prince who gave her an entire library wing as a starter. This is the woman that saved his life and that he adores beyond belief!!! THEY WILL GO TRAVELLING EVERYWHERE. omg can you imagine the tourism antics. They visit Italy! Belle is beside herself at the BEAUTY EVERYWHERE OMG and Adam meanwhile is trying not to get into the third fight that day.
Also did you see how they kissed
THEY ARE ALL OVER EACH OTHER LOOK AT HOW THEY HAVE BEEN WANTING TO LUST OVER EACH OTHER THIS ENTIRE MOVIE but all the furry crap made it all awkward and now they’re like, HOT DAMN LET’S DO THIS ALL THE TIME.
They will be loud as hell and Chip will be asking very awkward questions as to why they are always fighting in their room.
brb drawing fanart
anyone else jumping on this fanart wagon because it can’t just be me
the Prince acting like an ill-mannered animal still learning how to use forks YES
#this is what i need #beauty and the beast #SHAKING HIMSELF DRY FROM THE RAIN AND THEN ROLLING AROUND IN THE CARPET #GROWLING AT STRANGERS #SNIFFING EVERYTHING #Belle has to calm him down by stroking his ears
Things I never thought about before but need more than air.
I can get behind this 110%
Fae-Fae, this is Relevant To Your Interests.
I have a MIGHTY NEED to see this!
while we’re at it, may i humbly request tumblr-wide redraws of screen caps from Beauty and the Beast where we replace the Beast with his human form?? because i would really love that.
I didn’t know I needed this until now.
Do I hear a proper hell to the yes and a good hoorah??
Dear Anon, I had just put my computer down when I got an email about this…so I got back out of bed to write these. You’re welcome.
Dear Best Friend,
There are a few of you, so I am just going to write a little something for you all. HOME: I hope that you find what you are looking for in this new decision of yours, I am not a fan of FL but if it gets you to where you want to be, by all means grab a hold. You may occasionally get lost, but you are never alone. RALIGION: Yes, I spelled that right, it’s something I just came up with just for you. I miss who you were and who we used to be more that words can effectively capture. You “pray” for “his” glory, I “pray” to get you back someday. Does that make me a heathen, and selfish? Maybe but you seem so miserable now, so far from our reach, so different. I hope your misogynistic, homophobic, conservative boyfriend gets hit by a bus. Okay not really, but I will never like him because he brainwashed you. So there. 4A: I have a feeling this anon came from you, you march to the beat of your own drummer, and constantly inspire me to be adventurous. We are loud, we are proud, and I cannot imagine my life without you. Keep on keepin on, and we will keep going strong. In the memory of our Baderpader. Forever.
PS - I have no idea how I am going to choose a maid of honor one day.
Dear Future Me,
Where are you? Is Kevin still around? Do you have the life we always dreamed of, or did those dreams change since the last time I dreamed them? Have you finally gotten a drivers license? What about kids? Am I asking too many questions, too soon? I have no idea when this letter will reach you, maybe you have grankids. I hope we aged well. I hope it is a future in which human rights apply to all humans, cancer is a thing of the past, and the environment is in a less scary place. I hope we have a house, doesn’t matter where, as long is it’s filled with love and enough to be comfortable. I hope their are gingers running amok, and the love of our life is still kicking, with all of his senses in tact. I hope we have a job that fulfills us, and that we are still learning things about life. I don’t want to know if our family is still alive, I can’t ask if D is sober. If mom is ill, if E ever pulled her shit together. I can’t ask if we are all still struggling to make ends meet, and I won’t even say the word father. I hope we can say that we started trying, working harder, and are better than we thought we could be. I hope those beautiful sisters of ours grew up and contacted us, and we answered their questions with a grace I don’t currently possess. I hope our friends are still around, and some new ones are to be found. Future me, I would ask you to tell me all, but I am just beginning to learn that LIFE is the greatest adventure there is, and I really have to start living it!